You might be a vDiva if… | 2vcps and a Truck

I am avoiding a post where I have to think really hard about a topic. That makes me procrastinate and come up with even crazier ideas. I am writing this one down now. Most of these apply to me so if you are offended by any of them you are probably a vDiva.

You might be a vDiva if…

… you roll your eyes when someone talks about installing a PHYSICAL server.

… you are on twitter to see how many people you can get to look at your blog, but you never stoop so low to interact with the common folk.

… you are surprised when the guy at the table at the VMUG doesn’t know who you are.

… you constantly check your Google Analytics account to see how many views you have. (guilty)

… you refer to yourself as @… (your twitter account)

… you hunt down @jtroyer if you latest post takes too long to get on the v12n board.

… your require a signed rider agreement with your speaking topic for VMworld, saying you need 800 green M&M’s, a copy of Lord of the Rings in your hotel room, and direct phone access to Steve Herrod’s iPhone.

I probably ticked a bunch of people off. I am just having fun. Have a great day! Go ahead and add your own in the comments.

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http://www.vmwire.com Hugo

You might be a vDiva if you’ve ever put a “All views on this blog are mine and not of my employer [insert company here] so you didn’t here it from me if this information is under NDA”.
http://www.vmwire.com Hugo

You might be a vDiva if you’ve ever put a “All views on this blog are mine and not of my employer [insert company here] so you didn’t here it from me if this information is under NDA”.
http://professionalvmware.com Cody Bunch

You might be a vDiva if…

… you’ve ever live tweeted a VMworld session
… you’ve written a 3 page long PowerCLI one liner
… ever been identified in public by your Twitter avatar
http://professionalvmware.com Cody Bunch

You might be a vDiva if…

… you’ve ever live tweeted a VMworld session
… you’ve written a 3 page long PowerCLI one liner
… ever been identified in public by your Twitter avatar
http://twitter.com/dboftlp/statuses/14933199252 dboftlp (David Broome)

love the #vDiva post/comments on @2vcps blog vfunny http://www.2vcps.com/2010/05/25/you-might-be-a-vdiva-if/
http://professionalvmware.com Cody Bunch

… had a blog post ‘pulled’ for being ahead of it’s time.
… have had to add ESX to your spell check dictionary to avoid awkward auto-correct incidents
… carry your vcdx lab on a usb disk
http://professionalvmware.com Cody Bunch

… had a blog post ‘pulled’ for being ahead of it’s time.
… have had to add ESX to your spell check dictionary to avoid awkward auto-correct incidents
… carry your vcdx lab on a usb disk
http://virtualcurtis.blogspot.com/ curtis

… you open a PowerCLI window to perform operations that are drag-n-drop in your (already open) VI/vSphere client
http://virtualcurtis.blogspot.com/ curtis

… you open a PowerCLI window to perform operations that are drag-n-drop in your (already open) VI/vSphere client
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http://vmetc.com rbrambley

You might be a vDiva if …

You call the process of moving images from your digital camera to your PC “committing your snapshots.”
http://vmetc.com rbrambley

You might be a vDiva if …

You call the process of moving images from your digital camera to your PC “committing your snapshots.”
Anonymous

You might be a vDiva if
… your team is referred to as YOUR vArmy.
Jon Owings

You might be a vDiva if
… your team is referred to as YOUR vArmy.
Anonymous

You might be a vDiva if
… you wear this hat all day and didn’t think twice about it.
vcp4 hat
Jon Owings

You might be a vDiva if
… you wear this hat all day and didn’t think twice about it.
vcp4 hat
http://communities.vmware.com/blogs/ManualAutomation Virtual_JTW

Sounds more like vRedneck!
… you post articles to a blog for no reason other than “having a go-to place for important information you don’t want to forget” (yeah right – guilty)
… your tag starts with “v”, “vm” or “virtual” (guilty)
… you pay your state gov extra money to put your tag on your license plate (not me, but know 2 others doing this)
… you’ve attended every VMworld and are registered for 2010 (guilty)
… and you can’t wait to talk to vendors in the solutions exhibit hall (guilty again)
… you cursed VMware while troubleshooting ESX 1.5 at 3:00am on a Saturday morning, then deployed another ESX 1.5 host the following week because you love VMware and virtualization (guilty)
… you post comments to blog articles like this instead of doing real work, er, wait… gotta go!
http://communities.vmware.com/blogs/ManualAutomation Virtual_JTW

Sounds more like vRedneck!
… you post articles to a blog for no reason other than “having a go-to place for important information you don’t want to forget” (yeah right – guilty)
… your tag starts with “v”, “vm” or “virtual” (guilty)
… you pay your state gov extra money to put your tag on your license plate (not me, but know 2 others doing this)
… you’ve attended every VMworld and are registered for 2010 (guilty)
… and you can’t wait to talk to vendors in the solutions exhibit hall (guilty again)
… you cursed VMware while troubleshooting ESX 1.5 at 3:00am on a Saturday morning, then deployed another ESX 1.5 host the following week because you love VMware and virtualization (guilty)
… you post comments to blog articles like this instead of doing real work, er, wait… gotta go!
http://aservir.wordpress.com Jose Ruelas

You might be a vDiva if
you are thinking to create a Resource Pool to help your wife at home.
you call the process of fighting weight, “I want to become Ruelasi (like from ESX to ESXi)
http://aservir.wordpress.com Jose Ruelas

You might be a vDiva if
you are thinking to create a Resource Pool to help your wife at home.
you call the process of fighting weight, “I want to become Ruelasi (like from ESX to ESXi)
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http://www.wetcom.com.ar DIego Quintana

You might be a vDiva if

…at the morning you feel that you are doing vmotion from your home your work
http://www.wetcom.com.ar DIego Quintana

You might be a vDiva if

…at the morning you feel that you are doing vmotion from your home your work
http://twitter.com/antonvirtual/statuses/16063346251 antonvirtual (Anton Zhbankov)

how did they find it about me?!!! http://bit.ly/cEwNgh
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